I have collected quotations, and short funny jokes and oneliners…
since 1999 to use for samples of fonts displayed on Your Own Font, so this site has been in my mind for ages now! Most quotations are fun, but some comes with a bit of thought. You can rate them and submit your own. If you register you can view all your own submitted quotes and view their rank to keep track of them. If you don’t want to register you can use the contact form to submit new quotations.
I’m gonna go stand outside. So if anybody asks, you can just say I’m outstanding!
“We always visit this site for a giggle!” From the casino online team at Casa Casinos.
What makes teflon stick to the pan?
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing here!
What’s the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
To hold cows together.
In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king.
The universe is a waste of space.
If God didn’t want us to eat people, why did he make them out of MEAT?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If electricity comes from electrons does it mean morality comes from morons?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?