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Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.
The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!
Christmas isn't a season. It's a feeling.
The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature.
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know… the birth of Santa.
Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it 'white'.
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things -- not the great occasions -- give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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