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Error! Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
ISDN = It Still Does Nothing
MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
RAM disk is not an installation procedure!
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
The box said "Requires Windows 95 or better." I can't understand why it won't work on my Linux computer.
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk?
Real programmers don't comment! It was hard to write, It should be hard to read!
Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
Error! Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
windows: 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1-bit of competition
My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.
Want to Make $$$$ with your Computer? No Risk! Simply press shift-4 four times in a row.
That Jesus Christ guy is getting some terrible lag... it took him 3 days to respawn!
Sex is like hacking. You get in, you get out, and you hope you didn't leave something behind that can be traced back to you.
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
Sexy Unix Commands: date; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime;
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