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QUOTATIONS IN THE Family CATEGORY:
Without our families alcohol would not be needed.
There will be no crisis this week... My schedule is full!
Children are natural mimics, who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.
If I'd known how much fun Grandchildren were, I would have had them first.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
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