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No work leads to poverty. Hard work leads to painful existence. Smart work leads to profits.’ Kevin Abdulrahman ‘After all these years, I’ve realized that the quality of the help I get depends on the quality of questions I ask’ Kevin Abdulrahman ‘You must make a point of making a difference, or you will be lost in the masses.’ Kevin Abdulrahman Under work and over expect. Over work and under expect. One of the two creates success. Kevin Abdulrahman ‘I don’t care how much you know. I don’t care where you are from. I don’t care about your past. I care about seeing your PASSION.’ Kevin Abdulrahman “Fight for what you want. Fight for what you believe in. Fight for what you stand for.” Kevin Abdulrahman "Repetition. Always mentioned, hardly done" Kevin Abdulrahman “Comfort is the enemy of greatness” Kevin Abdulrahman "Successful people give you results. Others will give you their rationale" Kevin Abdulrahman “Your Persistence must outlast the resistance” Kevin Abdulrahman “If only you could see the potential I see in you.” Kevin Abdulrahman “Risk is mostly nothing but a perception, due to a lack of knowledge.” Kevin Abdulrahman “Mastering THE SECRET WEAPONS™ will only come from ACTION” Kevin Abdulrahman “Fiction today, a reality tomorrow” Kevin Abdulrahman “The only reality I agree with is mine, not the reality of the majority” Kevin Abdulrahman “Not to dream, is not to live” Kevin Abdulrahman “The game should be played in t he moment” Kevin Abdulrahman on LIFE “When was the last time you witnessed the sun rising from the west?” Kevin Abdulrahman “Some people feel that their questions are stupid. Ask them anyway, because you have nothing to lose. Better to learn than remain stupid”. Kevin Abdulrahman “Every day spent in the cage, is another day missed outside, in THE REAL WORLD.” Kevin Abdulrahman “Unsuccessful people are busy being busy. Successful people are busy being productive”. Kevin Abdulrahman “It is not that most people can’t, it is simply that most people don’t know how” Kevin Abdulrahman “You must play the game of life to WIN. That is the only way a game should be played” Kevin Abdulrahman “It is never too late to win the game of life.” Kevin Abdulrahman. “Modeling is easier said than done. Most people model the easy parts and ignore the hard parts. That is why they lack the results.” Kevin Abdulrahman ‘Opportunities are made every second’ Kevin Abdulrahman ‘I always win because I never quit’. Kevin Abdulrahman ‘The biggest let down in life is when you quit’ Kevin Abdulrahman “You can laugh at your past failures but you can’t laugh at your past regrets” Kevin Abdulrahman “If success is the only option, then you are forced to succeed” Kevin Abdulrahman “You either let life play you, or you play life the way you want to play it” Kevin Abdulrahman
Oh my God, there's a bear in my oatmeal!
Can you stop a speeding bullet? ...Once!
Now, Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.
I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!
Hey, I asked for ketchup - I'm eatin' salad here!
When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
Trying is the first step toward failure.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene'.
I'm not impressed easily. Wow! A blue car!
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
Here's to alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night!
All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.
You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
I hope I didn't brain my damage!
You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!
Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden.
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