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Jesus saves...passes to Moses...he shoots...and he scores!
You found God? If no one claims him in 30 days, he's yours.
The only trouble with baptists is that they don't hold them under long enough.
Jesus saves sinners...and redeems them for valuable prizes.
Here’s to the sun God, He sure is a fun God, Ra, Ra, Ra
God would not have made me this creative if he wanted me to cook and clean.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
Hell is paved with good samaritans.
To save money on electricity, we've turned off the light at the end of the tunnel.
My God carries a hammer. Your God died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.
It's your God. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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